HYFR

the other day i was really hungover because i had to get up for my 8 AM class after partying. we had to critique people’s poetry and i was so mean. i told a girl that her poem made me want to vomit

in my defense, it was a really shitty poem

the best thing about being drunk: everything. soooo faded. and no feelings. and no sleep. this fucking rocks

ryan stiles is judging me for watching whose line for 3 hours and not studying for my midterm

ryan stiles is judging me for watching whose line for 3 hours and not studying for my midterm

today i hit a parked car YOLO

sadpenis:

NIGGA DNT KNOW BOUT THIS

you look like cruella de vil

sadpenis:

NIGGA DNT KNOW BOUT THIS

you look like cruella de vil

Physician: Are you sexually active
Me: No usually I just lay there
Physician:
Me: